1 00:00:00,059 --> 00:00:01,981 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:03,658 --> 00:00:06,518 Throughout humankind, man has celebrated 3 00:00:06,581 --> 00:00:08,981 the culmination of a long, harrowing journey 4 00:00:09,046 --> 00:00:12,377 by planting a flag, to say you climbed that Mountain, 5 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:16,181 achieved the unachievable, made it through another school year. 6 00:00:16,283 --> 00:00:17,601 It's summer! 7 00:00:17,681 --> 00:00:19,812 And you bought a tiki torch. Yep. 8 00:00:19,883 --> 00:00:21,306 This is gonna transform our backyard 9 00:00:21,381 --> 00:00:25,928 into an island paradise. Well, if we're going for paradise, we're probably 10 00:00:26,002 --> 00:00:27,720 gonna want to fish that dead possum out of the pool. 11 00:00:27,810 --> 00:00:29,583 We made it, Mike. 12 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:31,931 Only four days till the end of school. 13 00:00:32,010 --> 00:00:34,964 After all those forms and field trips and homework 14 00:00:35,026 --> 00:00:37,418 and Ms. Rinsky... 15 00:00:37,512 --> 00:00:39,832 We deserve this tiki torch. 16 00:00:39,917 --> 00:00:43,705 It is time to get our summer on! Ooh! 17 00:00:43,805 --> 00:00:45,792 Not so fast. 18 00:00:45,883 --> 00:00:48,956 Summer's not officially on till my graduation on Friday, 19 00:00:49,026 --> 00:00:51,021 when you watch me accept my special award, 20 00:00:51,099 --> 00:00:55,232 presented by the principal in front of everyone. Aah! 21 00:00:55,331 --> 00:00:56,235 Oh, honey. 22 00:00:56,295 --> 00:00:57,917 Well, you certainly earned it. 23 00:00:57,999 --> 00:01:01,256 Boy, did she earn it. Sue'd set her sights 24 00:01:01,334 --> 00:01:03,443 on the perfect attendance award years ago, 25 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:05,931 and nothing was gonna make her miss a day of school. 26 00:01:06,018 --> 00:01:07,298 Here. 27 00:01:12,684 --> 00:01:15,435 I did it. I put myself and countless others at risk, 28 00:01:15,497 --> 00:01:16,678 but it was worth it! 29 00:01:16,752 --> 00:01:18,575 We're very proud. 30 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:24,067 Hi, Ms. Jacobs. I wanted to talk to you about-- 31 00:01:24,142 --> 00:01:28,191 Are you a new student? No. I'm Sue. Sue Heck. 32 00:01:28,302 --> 00:01:30,465 I bring the lunch money report in to you every morning 33 00:01:30,527 --> 00:01:33,019 from the main office. I say, "hi, Ms. Jacobs. 34 00:01:33,099 --> 00:01:36,021 Everything's here," and then I give you a little wave. 35 00:01:36,176 --> 00:01:38,191 Really? Huh. 36 00:01:38,464 --> 00:01:40,357 So anyway, I wanted to talk to you 37 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:43,579 about my perfect attendance award. Oh, honey, I'm sorry, but no one's getting 38 00:01:43,674 --> 00:01:47,060 that perfect attendance award this year. Nobody earned it. 39 00:01:47,152 --> 00:01:49,519 Yes, somebody earned it. I earned it. 40 00:01:49,619 --> 00:01:51,662 My attendance was perfect. 41 00:01:54,251 --> 00:01:56,296 Oh, I see the problem. 42 00:01:56,372 --> 00:01:59,196 You were absent on October 13th. 43 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:00,909 You're not gonna get anything at the ceremony, 44 00:02:00,974 --> 00:02:03,402 but you should still congratulate yourself. 45 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:05,435 I spend my whole life congratulating myself. 46 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,906 I want other people to congratulate me. 47 00:02:07,993 --> 00:02:09,900 Sorry. Next. 48 00:02:11,666 --> 00:02:12,929 No one else is here. 49 00:02:13,003 --> 00:02:15,326 I know. Nice meeting you. 50 00:02:19,887 --> 00:02:20,924 Paradise, huh? 51 00:02:21,051 --> 00:02:24,099 Wow, Brick. Can you believe it? 52 00:02:24,195 --> 00:02:26,392 Only a couple more days till you're a fourth grader. 53 00:02:26,491 --> 00:02:28,648 Yeah, I'm not sure that's gonna happen. 54 00:02:28,728 --> 00:02:30,143 What? 55 00:02:30,243 --> 00:02:33,091 Apparently, I missed some sort of journal assignment, 56 00:02:33,174 --> 00:02:34,702 and if I don't turn it in, 57 00:02:34,775 --> 00:02:37,210 I'm not necessarily moving up to fourth grade. 58 00:02:37,288 --> 00:02:39,864 Damn it, Brick! How does this keep happening? 59 00:02:39,945 --> 00:02:42,191 You're the smartest kid I know, and every year we got to wonder 60 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:43,968 whether you're gonna make it to the next grade! 61 00:02:44,074 --> 00:02:47,879 I know it's frustrating. I kept thinking I was gonna do it, 62 00:02:47,956 --> 00:02:51,365 but then I just didn't. I blame myself partly. 63 00:02:51,448 --> 00:02:55,033 I blame yourself all-of-ly. Now you're gonna go, and you're 64 00:02:55,117 --> 00:02:56,998 gonna find out what's required, and you're gonna get it done. 65 00:02:57,068 --> 00:02:59,089 We are not spending another year with Ms. Rinsky! 66 00:03:01,204 --> 00:03:02,065 I hope you know 67 00:03:02,166 --> 00:03:05,160 you have sent me to the dumbest school in the world! 68 00:03:05,257 --> 00:03:07,141 Seemed like a good fit. 69 00:03:07,272 --> 00:03:10,124 So I didn't do my community service-- 70 00:03:10,265 --> 00:03:11,903 You know, like, helping poor people or whatever-- 71 00:03:11,977 --> 00:03:13,900 And if I don't get my 30 hours done by Friday, 72 00:03:14,006 --> 00:03:16,283 they're saying I'll flunk civics, and we'll have to pay 73 00:03:16,375 --> 00:03:18,750 for some stupid class I have to take in the summer! And you're just telling us now? 74 00:03:18,835 --> 00:03:20,674 Why didn't you do the assignment? 75 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:23,685 Because... It shouldn't be an assignment! 76 00:03:23,764 --> 00:03:25,935 They're forcing me to help people against my will! 77 00:03:26,020 --> 00:03:29,261 I don't know. Doesn't that seem like communism or something? 78 00:03:29,372 --> 00:03:32,306 Did I use that right? As much as I'd love to join in on 79 00:03:32,382 --> 00:03:35,044 your war on community service, you're doing it. 80 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:39,666 Mom! 81 00:03:39,766 --> 00:03:40,829 Oh, come on! 82 00:03:40,928 --> 00:03:43,403 The school thinks I was absent October 13th. 83 00:03:43,488 --> 00:03:46,219 They said I didn't earn the perfect attendance award. 84 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:50,585 We have to find documentation. We have to prove I was there! 85 00:03:55,144 --> 00:03:56,275 Here you go. Oh... 86 00:03:56,794 --> 00:03:59,996 Eh, don't bother. We're a long way from summer. 87 00:04:04,833 --> 00:04:06,134 You know the old saying-- 88 00:04:06,216 --> 00:04:08,220 "Never buy a tiki torch before its time." 89 00:04:08,294 --> 00:04:11,448 That isn't really a saying, but trust me, don't do it. 90 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:15,486 Oh, um, Ms. Rinsky, quick question. 91 00:04:15,616 --> 00:04:19,059 About the assignment I'm scheduled to hand in on Friday-- 92 00:04:19,156 --> 00:04:21,285 You didn't do it. Oh, no, I did it. 93 00:04:21,371 --> 00:04:23,747 I just want to double-check that I did it correctly. 94 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:28,710 So, uh, just to confirm, on the... monthly journal? 95 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:29,408 Daily. 96 00:04:29,509 --> 00:04:32,707 Yes, daily-- Uh, that's what I meant--journal that I did, 97 00:04:32,853 --> 00:04:34,498 I assume by "daily," 98 00:04:34,599 --> 00:04:37,598 you meant I was supposed to write in it every day? 99 00:04:37,686 --> 00:04:39,092 That's right. Every day. 100 00:04:39,197 --> 00:04:40,937 'Cause that's exactly what I did. 101 00:04:41,077 --> 00:04:44,669 Now remind your mommy that it's due on Friday, 102 00:04:44,766 --> 00:04:48,690 and when I say Friday, I mean Friday. 103 00:04:48,824 --> 00:04:51,949 No need. We are totally on top of it. 104 00:04:52,539 --> 00:04:53,610 We're doomed. 105 00:04:53,733 --> 00:04:55,516 Doomed. 106 00:04:55,660 --> 00:04:56,563 Don't you say that. 107 00:04:56,649 --> 00:04:59,418 We got three days to tiki torch, and you are getting it done. 108 00:04:59,512 --> 00:05:00,563 But I can only remember 109 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:02,326 the days I wasn't in the me of a book. 110 00:05:04,361 --> 00:05:06,057 What did I do on September 8th? 111 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:09,785 That was the first day of school, and after school, we... 112 00:05:09,896 --> 00:05:12,731 I don't know. You know, 113 00:05:12,810 --> 00:05:15,312 maybe it would be easier if we start with holidays. 114 00:05:15,652 --> 00:05:20,403 Thanksgiving-- There was turkey, and... someone was over. 115 00:05:20,498 --> 00:05:23,281 Wait. Did we go to Janet's? No. Yes? 116 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,969 Wow. I should be able to remember this. 117 00:05:26,077 --> 00:05:27,452 What was wrong with me? 118 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:30,150 I mean, I used to have a great memory, but lately... 119 00:05:32,877 --> 00:05:34,865 I know I came in here for something. 120 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:36,370 Hello? 121 00:05:36,678 --> 00:05:40,112 Wait. Sorry. Who did I just call? 122 00:05:41,429 --> 00:05:43,212 Mike, this is really important-- 123 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:44,057 Hang on a sec. 124 00:05:45,358 --> 00:05:46,381 Okay, what? 125 00:05:46,478 --> 00:05:49,085 Thanks. Now I don't remember. 126 00:05:49,681 --> 00:05:50,958 What were we talking about again? 127 00:05:51,071 --> 00:05:52,691 How you don't remember anything. 128 00:05:52,823 --> 00:05:54,181 Right. 129 00:05:56,752 --> 00:05:58,537 God! I've been looking at pamphlets for a whole hour. 130 00:05:58,640 --> 00:05:59,936 That should count as one of my hours right there. 131 00:06:00,017 --> 00:06:01,182 29 more to go. Whoo! 132 00:06:01,267 --> 00:06:03,430 Stop screwing around and pick something. 133 00:06:03,512 --> 00:06:07,202 Tons of good options here. Helping out at a nursing home. 134 00:06:07,288 --> 00:06:08,447 No. 135 00:06:08,539 --> 00:06:09,626 Planting trees. No! 136 00:06:09,722 --> 00:06:11,044 Nothing sad, nothing hard, nothing gross. 137 00:06:12,985 --> 00:06:14,203 How about washing-- 138 00:06:14,282 --> 00:06:16,185 Unless that ends in "hot chicks" that's a definite "no." 139 00:06:16,592 --> 00:06:19,149 Hey, I could help people who can't play video games, 140 00:06:19,230 --> 00:06:22,928 like, if they don't have thumbs or something. Oh. Hey, look at that. They have that right here. 141 00:06:23,027 --> 00:06:23,953 Really? 142 00:06:24,042 --> 00:06:26,154 No, not really, you idiot. Come on. 143 00:06:26,233 --> 00:06:28,736 You got 20 waking hours to do 30 hours of community service. 144 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,034 I'm picking for you. 145 00:06:30,119 --> 00:06:33,166 Here. "Meals that heal" and "time with tots." Done. 146 00:06:33,265 --> 00:06:36,087 Or I could just stay in my room and jam and come up 147 00:06:36,176 --> 00:06:37,986 with an awesome song that'll make the whole world happy. 148 00:06:38,097 --> 00:06:40,592 The world's been through enough. Make the call. 149 00:06:44,482 --> 00:06:46,687 What are you doing up? 150 00:06:46,784 --> 00:06:48,613 What are you doing up? 151 00:06:48,704 --> 00:06:49,947 I can't sleep. 152 00:06:50,027 --> 00:06:52,055 Not allowed to sleep. 153 00:06:52,387 --> 00:06:54,407 Hey, isn't that mom's frosting? 154 00:06:54,522 --> 00:06:56,564 I need it a lot more than she does right now. 155 00:07:01,232 --> 00:07:02,540 So how are you doing? 156 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:04,687 I'm up to December, 157 00:07:04,813 --> 00:07:08,014 and I'm realizing from the things that I'm remembering, 158 00:07:08,086 --> 00:07:11,355 that we spend an awful lot of time watching tv. 159 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:13,205 Wait a minute. You did October? 160 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:16,073 Do you have any idea what happened on October 13th? 161 00:07:16,196 --> 00:07:19,211 Let me check. "Went to library. 162 00:07:19,293 --> 00:07:21,131 "Someone checked out 'the pelican brief' 163 00:07:21,205 --> 00:07:23,815 "and never returned it. I wonder if it was me. 164 00:07:23,937 --> 00:07:27,180 "Axl called Sue a big tomato 'cause of her dorky red shirt." 165 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,395 Oh, my God. You remember I was wearing red? 166 00:07:29,501 --> 00:07:32,771 Like I said, on days without books, my recall is very good. 167 00:07:32,864 --> 00:07:35,278 If I was wearing red, it means I went to the orthodontist, 168 00:07:35,370 --> 00:07:37,294 'cause I'm a gum-bleeder and red hides the gum blood. 169 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:39,064 So I must have been late to school, 170 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:41,295 and they must have gotten mixed up and marked me as absent! 171 00:07:41,406 --> 00:07:44,084 All I need is a note from the orthodontist, and I'm in! 172 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:48,582 Oh, hon, this just says that you went to the orthodontist. 173 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:51,263 That doesn't mean that you came to school after. 174 00:07:51,370 --> 00:07:53,307 But I did. As a matter of fact, 175 00:07:53,392 --> 00:07:55,783 after I get my braces tightened, my teeth always hurt, 176 00:07:55,881 --> 00:07:58,059 so I remember going to the nurse to get an ibuprofin. 177 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,459 Well, I guess if you could get the nurse to vouch for the-- 178 00:08:02,701 --> 00:08:05,447 Do you remember on February 16th, 179 00:08:05,532 --> 00:08:06,675 you took Arlo and me 180 00:08:06,772 --> 00:08:09,330 to get ice cream, but you forgot your wallet? 181 00:08:09,426 --> 00:08:11,470 Who was that friend who lent you the money? 182 00:08:11,568 --> 00:08:13,982 I don't know, Brick. I don't remember any of it. 183 00:08:14,057 --> 00:08:15,473 I'm standing here with a ball of twine in my hand, 184 00:08:15,549 --> 00:08:16,820 and I don't even know why. 185 00:08:16,911 --> 00:08:19,476 Look, Rinsky's not gonna read every page, 186 00:08:19,565 --> 00:08:22,859 so you just need to start making stuff up. I don't want to lie. 187 00:08:22,984 --> 00:08:24,847 You think the kids in your class are stupid now? 188 00:08:24,949 --> 00:08:27,733 Wait till you're in a class with kids a year younger than you. 189 00:08:27,842 --> 00:08:29,622 "Today I went skydiving." 190 00:08:29,740 --> 00:08:31,387 Yeah. 191 00:08:32,539 --> 00:08:33,674 Hey, nurse Fahler. 192 00:08:33,797 --> 00:08:35,606 Hi. Are you a new student? 193 00:08:35,713 --> 00:08:40,894 No. I'm Sue. Sue Heck? I need to prove I was here October 13th. 194 00:08:41,005 --> 00:08:42,546 I was in a red shirt 'cause my gums bleed, 195 00:08:42,635 --> 00:08:43,835 and Allison Scott me in at the same time-- 196 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:46,963 Oh, I love Allison Scott. She's a spark plug, isn't she? 197 00:08:47,058 --> 00:08:48,951 Yeah, she is. So anyway-- 198 00:08:49,054 --> 00:08:50,639 You know it's her birthday next week? 199 00:08:50,748 --> 00:08:53,988 We're not that close. So anyway, she had really bad cramps, 200 00:08:54,085 --> 00:08:55,418 so you asked if I could get her purse for her 201 00:08:55,519 --> 00:08:58,579 from the band room. Well, I remember Allison getting the purse, 202 00:08:58,696 --> 00:09:01,253 but for the life of me, I can't remember how. 203 00:09:01,387 --> 00:09:04,752 I just told you how. I brought it from the band room! 204 00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:05,882 Band teacher! 205 00:09:15,979 --> 00:09:19,278 Axl? How great is this? I got the "time with tots" kids 206 00:09:19,387 --> 00:09:21,069 putting meals together for the hungry shut-ins. 207 00:09:21,174 --> 00:09:22,809 I'm racking up double hours here. I mean... 208 00:09:22,904 --> 00:09:25,206 Hey, tito! Keep your head in the game. 209 00:09:25,292 --> 00:09:26,626 You forgot to put an orange in that one. 210 00:09:26,739 --> 00:09:28,430 All right, that's it. 211 00:09:28,513 --> 00:09:31,656 I'm shutting this sweatshop down. But I can't pack these boxes myself. 212 00:09:31,773 --> 00:09:34,318 And what about the tots? I'm their role model. 213 00:09:34,411 --> 00:09:36,912 Well, then, life dealt 'em a bad hand again. 214 00:09:37,042 --> 00:09:38,620 Now start reading to these boys. 215 00:09:38,725 --> 00:09:42,260 And then when you're done, you can pack boxes yourself, alone. 216 00:09:43,812 --> 00:09:46,826 God! This is so unfair! 217 00:09:47,047 --> 00:09:50,166 Ugh! You kids are lucky you don't have dads. 218 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,645 Mr. Stevenson. 219 00:09:57,422 --> 00:09:59,068 I'm sorry, and you are... 220 00:09:59,193 --> 00:10:01,324 Sue. Sue Heck. 221 00:10:01,569 --> 00:10:03,456 And what do you play? I don't play anything. 222 00:10:03,552 --> 00:10:06,396 I'm the future perfect attendance award recipient. 223 00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:08,851 But only if you can prove I was here on October 13th. 224 00:10:08,969 --> 00:10:10,875 See, I went to the orthodonist and I'm a gum-bleeder, 225 00:10:10,952 --> 00:10:12,771 so I went to the school nurse, and then Allison Scott came in-- 226 00:10:12,869 --> 00:10:15,467 Oh! Allison Scott! Great girl. 227 00:10:15,626 --> 00:10:18,554 Yeah, she's awesome. Anyway, so she left band practice, 228 00:10:18,655 --> 00:10:19,949 so I had to come in and get her purse. 229 00:10:20,038 --> 00:10:20,908 Now that you say it, 230 00:10:20,991 --> 00:10:24,351 I do remember someone disrupting our practice. 231 00:10:24,443 --> 00:10:26,376 We were getting ready for our fall concert... 232 00:10:26,487 --> 00:10:28,286 That's right, and you were taping it. 233 00:10:30,118 --> 00:10:32,338 You were taping your rehearsal! 234 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:34,467 Mr. Stevenson, please, tell me you have that tape! 235 00:10:34,591 --> 00:10:38,310 Stop! I have evidence! I have a tape! 236 00:10:40,832 --> 00:10:43,076 Excuse me. I'm here to get Allison Scott's purse. 237 00:10:43,168 --> 00:10:46,242 Oh, sorry. Just squeezing by. 238 00:10:46,350 --> 00:10:47,068 Excuse me. 239 00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:51,808 Ooh, ooh, excuse me. Sorry. Pardon me. 240 00:11:01,675 --> 00:11:03,614 You guys sound really good! 241 00:11:04,999 --> 00:11:06,370 See? See? I was here. 242 00:11:06,488 --> 00:11:09,064 October 13, 2010. 243 00:11:09,158 --> 00:11:11,232 Sue Heck was in the house! 244 00:11:11,573 --> 00:11:13,709 Uh, congratulations? 245 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:21,835 Okay. What are we up to? 246 00:11:21,947 --> 00:11:23,096 April. 247 00:11:23,399 --> 00:11:25,371 April. Okay, good, here. 248 00:11:25,465 --> 00:11:28,315 I'll do the 1st, you do the 2nd, you do the 3rd. 249 00:11:28,443 --> 00:11:30,910 Okay... April, April, April, 250 00:11:31,030 --> 00:11:32,887 April in Paris, April... 251 00:11:32,981 --> 00:11:35,199 Showers. 252 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:39,374 Good. "It rained today. Splashed in puddles. What fun." 253 00:11:39,507 --> 00:11:41,354 I wouldn't say, "what fun." 254 00:11:41,507 --> 00:11:42,615 Well, you're saying it now. 255 00:11:42,781 --> 00:11:45,381 Hey, wasn't easter in April? 256 00:11:45,476 --> 00:11:48,576 Oh, good. Yes, easter. Okay, what did we do for easter? 257 00:11:48,684 --> 00:11:51,534 Oh, nice job, mom. You forgot to do easter. 258 00:11:51,656 --> 00:11:54,005 You owe me a pound of jelly beans and a ham. 259 00:11:54,116 --> 00:11:57,725 Shoot! And wasn't there some birthday in April, too? 260 00:11:57,808 --> 00:11:59,320 Uh, yeah. Jesus. 261 00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:01,159 That's Christmas, and the birthday was mine. 262 00:12:01,293 --> 00:12:04,435 Oh. Damn. Happy Birthday. 263 00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:08,787 I'll write about how we took dad to a pacers game to celebrate. 264 00:12:08,924 --> 00:12:10,584 Thanks, buddy. I would have enjoyed that. 265 00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:16,092 "Today I wrote a letter to president Nixon"? 266 00:12:16,221 --> 00:12:19,003 Look, she's not gonna read them. We just have to get it done. 267 00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:19,798 If you don't like it, 268 00:12:19,882 --> 00:12:22,536 erase Nixon and put in another president. 269 00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:25,229 I'm so excited about tomorrow, I can't sleep. 270 00:12:25,334 --> 00:12:28,679 Okay, so for graduation, which makes me look prettier? 271 00:12:28,787 --> 00:12:31,533 God. I'm so tired, I can't even insult you. Hey. 272 00:12:31,644 --> 00:12:33,980 Is that a community service-- If I don't insult Sue? 273 00:12:34,089 --> 00:12:37,270 I'm tired. I'm going to bed. 274 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,423 Unh-unh. No. You cannot go to bed. 275 00:12:40,731 --> 00:12:43,876 This is your fault. I bought a tiki torch. 276 00:12:43,975 --> 00:12:46,492 I was this close. If anyone needs sleep, it's me. 277 00:12:46,571 --> 00:12:48,448 I've got about an ounce of memory left in my head. 278 00:12:49,527 --> 00:12:53,137 You did this. You did this to me, and you know what? 279 00:12:53,224 --> 00:12:56,476 You're gonna pay. I am gonna make you pay. Okay. All right. 280 00:12:56,564 --> 00:12:58,556 Mom needs a little break, little cooling down time. 281 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:01,868 Mike, he did. He did it, Mike. This is his fault. I know. 282 00:13:01,963 --> 00:13:03,913 Just little, teeny break. You'll feel better in the morning. 283 00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:06,849 But I didn't. It was the last leg of our race to summer, 284 00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:09,599 and I didn't know if Mike or I had the energy to pull it off. 285 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,250 Okay, we got to keep moving. Where's our next drop-off? 286 00:13:11,319 --> 00:13:15,121 Uh... 3105 Brook. 287 00:13:15,232 --> 00:13:16,910 Brook Avenue or Brook street? 288 00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:18,728 I don't know. It just says Brook! 289 00:13:18,843 --> 00:13:20,452 Well, you got to get these addresses right, Axl. 290 00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:22,459 We don't have time to be driving down every Brook in town. 291 00:13:24,226 --> 00:13:25,595 Then why you slowing down? 292 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:26,855 I'm not slowing down. 293 00:13:26,955 --> 00:13:29,727 Aw, damn it! We're out of gas! 294 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,852 Great! Now the light comes on. 295 00:13:34,533 --> 00:13:36,257 Hurry up. We're almost there. 296 00:13:36,368 --> 00:13:37,486 I'm up to may 24th. 297 00:13:37,588 --> 00:13:40,231 Um, okay. Just say... Your great aunts-- 298 00:13:40,326 --> 00:13:42,396 That was yesterday, mom. I can remember yesterday. 299 00:13:42,518 --> 00:13:44,013 Good, 'cause I can't. 300 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:47,914 Hello? 301 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,739 Frankie, we got six more meals to deliver, 302 00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:51,946 but we ran out of gas. I need you to come pick us up. 303 00:13:52,094 --> 00:13:54,756 Can't. We got to get to Rinsky's to drop off the notebook, 304 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,261 'cause she's only gonna be there till 3:00, and we can't 305 00:13:56,344 --> 00:13:58,248 be late for graduation. You got to figure it out. 306 00:13:58,365 --> 00:14:00,248 Call me after Rinsky. 307 00:14:00,486 --> 00:14:02,143 It will be summer someday, right, Mike? 308 00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:03,971 You had to buy the tiki torch. 309 00:14:06,217 --> 00:14:07,457 Well... 310 00:14:07,552 --> 00:14:09,868 This is awesome. Way to go, dad. 311 00:14:10,011 --> 00:14:12,578 Don't you start. You knew you had community service. 312 00:14:12,678 --> 00:14:14,038 Why didn't you say something three months ago? 313 00:14:14,162 --> 00:14:15,397 'Cause whenever I tell you anything, you always 314 00:14:15,481 --> 00:14:17,699 bite my head off! You ways think I do everything wrong! 315 00:14:17,786 --> 00:14:20,471 Why would I think that? Maybe it's 'cause thanks to you, 316 00:14:20,546 --> 00:14:22,223 I'm driving around with 50 chicken parmesans 317 00:14:22,314 --> 00:14:25,877 on the day of Sue's graduation. See?! You never say anything nice to me. 318 00:14:25,978 --> 00:14:28,380 You always act like I screw up. All I know is, 319 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,128 I got two jobs while I go to school, 320 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,189 I never miss a sports practice, 321 00:14:32,257 --> 00:14:34,686 I took that weird wizard girl to prom! 322 00:14:34,831 --> 00:14:36,304 I do plenty of good stuff. 323 00:14:37,639 --> 00:14:40,382 You really think that-- That I don't say anything nice to you? 324 00:14:40,491 --> 00:14:42,260 I don't know. 325 00:14:42,401 --> 00:14:44,167 Sometimes. 326 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:45,858 Yeah, well... 327 00:14:47,614 --> 00:14:49,359 You, kids, are the best thing that ever happened to me. 328 00:14:51,021 --> 00:14:52,042 Really? 329 00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:57,508 You must have a really sucky life. 330 00:14:58,870 --> 00:15:00,149 Yes, I do. 331 00:15:04,906 --> 00:15:10,149 Oh, Ms. Rinsky, thank God you're still here. Oh, darn. 332 00:15:10,323 --> 00:15:12,252 I forgot your teacher's gift at home on the thing. 333 00:15:12,383 --> 00:15:15,585 I'll send it over the summer. Anyway, here's Brick's journal. 334 00:15:15,690 --> 00:15:16,633 He didn't bring it in 335 00:15:16,721 --> 00:15:18,615 because we're rushing to his sister's graduation, 336 00:15:18,713 --> 00:15:21,249 so it's been a great year. Thanks for everything. 337 00:15:21,356 --> 00:15:25,251 Not so fast, mommy. Let me just have a look-see 338 00:15:25,367 --> 00:15:29,630 and make sure that everything's all here. 339 00:15:31,340 --> 00:15:32,430 Have a seat. 340 00:15:36,780 --> 00:15:41,025 So you hosted a boy from Japan. Oh, that must have been fun. 341 00:15:41,414 --> 00:15:44,119 Yeah, was a great year, lots of memories. So I should be-- 342 00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:47,318 Interesting how his handwriting progressed throughout the year, 343 00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:48,969 then declined... 344 00:15:49,153 --> 00:15:51,129 Then progressed again. 345 00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:53,934 He, uh, writes different, you know, depending on the day. 346 00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:55,666 You know Brick. 347 00:15:55,877 --> 00:15:58,389 What would you say was your favorite part of April? 348 00:15:58,498 --> 00:16:00,749 Disneyland on the 8th... 349 00:16:00,873 --> 00:16:03,151 Paris on the 9th, 350 00:16:03,265 --> 00:16:05,169 and this morning's entry... 351 00:16:05,252 --> 00:16:09,221 "In the car, trying to finish my journal 352 00:16:09,306 --> 00:16:11,722 "I've been writing the last two days because 353 00:16:11,839 --> 00:16:15,216 I didn't do my assignment like I was supposed to." 354 00:16:15,306 --> 00:16:16,405 I don't think you need to read the rest-- 355 00:16:16,485 --> 00:16:17,655 "'Cause mom says 356 00:16:17,758 --> 00:16:22,258 Ms. Rinsky's too lazy to read the whole thing." 357 00:16:22,424 --> 00:16:26,127 Please! Please, let us move up. 358 00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:28,465 We didn't go to France, but we're good people. 359 00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:31,484 We're so close to the end. I have a tiki torch! 360 00:16:32,579 --> 00:16:33,947 Calm down, mommy. 361 00:16:34,031 --> 00:16:35,990 Brick's going to the fourth grade. 362 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,192 He is? 363 00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:40,000 I like Brick. He makes me laugh. 364 00:16:40,274 --> 00:16:42,548 I wouldn't mind having him for another year. 365 00:16:42,679 --> 00:16:44,090 But you? 366 00:16:44,235 --> 00:16:48,580 Not for a million bucks. 367 00:16:50,022 --> 00:16:52,165 Thank you! Thank you so much. 368 00:16:52,276 --> 00:16:53,945 One more thing. 369 00:16:55,551 --> 00:16:57,697 Brick is your youngest, right? 370 00:16:57,935 --> 00:16:59,755 Oh, yeah. You are in the clear. 371 00:17:02,998 --> 00:17:05,213 Okay. Okay, you take the one on oak street, 372 00:17:05,294 --> 00:17:06,212 I'll take the one on Elm. 373 00:17:09,159 --> 00:17:11,516 Hello? Mike? 374 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:12,727 We finished with Rinsky. 375 00:17:12,812 --> 00:17:14,882 Brick is going to the fourth grade. Where are you guys? 376 00:17:14,974 --> 00:17:17,240 Uh, Elm street. I'm almost done with the deliveries. 377 00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:18,448 Then we got to go home and shower. 378 00:17:18,549 --> 00:17:21,196 No shower. You smell fine. I'm on my way to you now. 379 00:17:21,336 --> 00:17:23,602 And I'll call Nancy Donahue to tell her to save us some seats. 380 00:17:25,165 --> 00:17:30,854 Crap. Can't find my phone. Damn it! I must have left it 381 00:17:31,168 --> 00:17:33,655 in Rinsky's room. Now I got to go back, and she hates me, 382 00:17:33,738 --> 00:17:35,236 but I don't want it locked up for the summer, 383 00:17:35,316 --> 00:17:36,825 but now we're definitely gonna be late! 384 00:17:36,941 --> 00:17:38,494 Frankie, look in your hand. 385 00:17:40,249 --> 00:17:43,957 Okay, I found it. I'm on Elm street. Where are you? 386 00:17:44,087 --> 00:17:45,492 I'm at the last house! 387 00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,925 Okay, done! I'm done! Where are ya? 388 00:17:50,022 --> 00:17:51,611 Oh! I see you! 389 00:17:54,893 --> 00:17:56,534 Hurry up, hurry up! Come on! Get in, get in! 390 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:57,954 Let's go, let's go! Axl, come on! 391 00:17:58,024 --> 00:17:59,630 We're over here, Axl! Come on! 392 00:18:03,868 --> 00:18:06,682 Graduation from junior high is an important milestone. 393 00:18:06,772 --> 00:18:07,919 As you parents sit out there, 394 00:18:07,983 --> 00:18:09,961 I know your hearts are filled with mixed emotion. 395 00:18:10,076 --> 00:18:15,521 Ohh. We made it. We did it. We're here. 396 00:18:15,615 --> 00:18:18,312 It seems like just yesterday they were in kindergarten, 397 00:18:18,454 --> 00:18:21,166 and then last week, you turned in the forms 398 00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:22,723 to register them for high school. 399 00:18:22,890 --> 00:18:26,632 Forms? Oh, crap! You didn't happen to turn in the-- 400 00:18:26,737 --> 00:18:28,775 Seriously, you got to see somebody. 401 00:18:29,812 --> 00:18:31,067 We have a very special achievement to honor. 402 00:18:31,135 --> 00:18:32,072 There is one student 403 00:18:32,156 --> 00:18:34,178 who has never missed a single day of school, 404 00:18:34,509 --> 00:18:37,092 one student who, simply by showing up, 405 00:18:37,218 --> 00:18:41,025 has demonstrated incredible determination and commitment. 406 00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:42,296 Trust me when I say 407 00:18:42,403 --> 00:18:45,978 it is rare that I find a student with this much perseverance. 408 00:18:46,415 --> 00:18:49,718 So please join me in honoring this amazing accomplishment 409 00:18:49,822 --> 00:18:51,464 and this amazing student. 410 00:18:51,866 --> 00:18:54,610 This was it, the moment she'd been waiting for, 411 00:18:54,726 --> 00:18:58,460 the moment Sue'd finally get the recognition she deserved. 412 00:18:58,556 --> 00:19:01,687 Our perfect attendance award recipient-- 413 00:19:01,972 --> 00:19:03,823 Barb Heckie. 414 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:07,420 No! Aw, man. 415 00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,394 This can't happen! They can't do this to her! 416 00:19:09,490 --> 00:19:10,993 She's gonna be crushed! 417 00:19:22,325 --> 00:19:23,497 But she wasn't. 418 00:19:26,186 --> 00:19:28,157 I know. 419 00:19:31,631 --> 00:19:32,729 Then it hit me. 420 00:19:32,858 --> 00:19:36,149 I may not remember exactly what happened on November 14th 421 00:19:36,255 --> 00:19:37,365 or March 12th, 422 00:19:37,464 --> 00:19:39,872 or whether I left the car running in the parking lot 423 00:19:39,964 --> 00:19:41,192 right now... 424 00:19:41,290 --> 00:19:44,644 But the point is, these are the moments you remember. 425 00:20:06,015 --> 00:20:09,766 Yay! Way to go, Barb! 426 00:20:10,178 --> 00:20:14,262 We love you, Barb Heckie! Way to go, Barb! 427 00:20:14,369 --> 00:20:15,714 We love you, Barb! Whoo-hoo-hoo! 428 00:20:16,086 --> 00:20:17,355 We made it. 429 00:20:17,462 --> 00:20:18,896 'Course we did. 430 00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,140 We're Heckies. 431 00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:32,287 Wow. 432 00:20:32,517 --> 00:20:35,466 This must be what Hawaii is like. 433 00:20:35,761 --> 00:20:40,118 Yep. We've got the whole summer in front of us. 434 00:20:48,179 --> 00:20:49,073 I'm bored. 435 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:55,000 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 436 00:20:55,050 --> 00:20:59,600 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0